Is it just me or do you do this too?

Ok, let’ see, on a daily basis while I am in the middle of eating my son yells, “Mom, wipe my butt!” and I go do just that yet I am able to go back to eating like I didn’t just wipe stinky poop off of a butt. How can moms do that and it not be disgusting? In all honesty, I could NEVER wipe someone else’s butt then go right back to eating like nothing ever happened. I just could not do it.

And why does this always have to happen while I am eating? Every time and I literally mean EVERY TIME I sit down to eat one of my two boys have either puked or pooped. Why is this? Can someone please explain this? LOL