Let me just start off by saying that I can barely walk today and no shoe will fit on my big fat foot.

Yesterday evening I was outside cleaning up some toys around the yard when some INTENSE labor-like (yeah it really seemed that bad at the time) pain hit me.

Anyway,I looked down to see a wasp on my foot and it had stung me twice. I know you are laughing at me thinking can she be serious? Is she really comparing a wasp sting to labor? She must be out of her mind. But I am serious. That thing HURT.I felt like screaming, cussing, and crying but I kept my cool because I didn’t want to scare my two boys and my niece.

I had recently read in a woman’s magazine to put an onion on a sting so I did and it seemed like it took some immediate pain away for about a second and then it started swelling. It looked worse last night but now the swelling is going up my ankle which is weird since I got bit near my big toe.

I’ve googled wasp stings and it looks like I’m NOT going to die since I didn’t die within the first hour. LOL. But I am in PAIN. Apparently, I’m having a mild reaction.

That sting brought back some childhood memories of being stung but I think this sting was the worst one yet. So tell me some of your bee/wasp/spider/other biting thing horror stories to make me feel better and to feel less like an idiot since I am being such a big baby over this.