Our boys, 5 & 8, are highly amused by all things gross. Here’s what happens in our home when you get to choose anything you want as a “special” ingredient in a board game. Yes, ANYTHING.

They turned a very innocent kids Cranium Bloom cooking game into something absurdly disgusting. If you’ve ever played the game, you know that when you land on a star you get to choose a special ingredient to go in the meal you are “cooking”. Well, in our game, the special ingredient(s) went something like this:

tapeworm infused poop.

Daddy’s underarm hair

Earwax

a gallon of spit

And, that is actually not the worst of it.

Yes, I know, it was nauseating to say the least. All boys are like this right? RIGHT???